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alien bizness man sock enjoying Monterey spring time cycling
super bright alien cycling sock
close up of the super bright alien cycling sock
it's alien bizness, man
bottom of the super bright alien cycling sock

it's alien bizness, man

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white collared conservative flashing down the street, pointing your plastic finger at me

go ahead mr. biznessman you can’t dress like me

especially if i’m waving my freak flag high with these bright green, pink, black and yellow alien bizman cycling socks.

perfect on any occasion and especially for throwing your feet up on the big boi conference room table in front of the boss.

look em in the eye and say "ack ack" with a straight face. instant promotion!

these sgx style custom socks are woven in the usa with lunar love. made of a clever blend of polypropylene, nylon, and spandex for elite performance whether cycling, running or hanging around. 6” cuff, compression fit, performance ribbing, enhanced ventilation and a reinforced toe/heel area.