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alien riding dino
weird, colorful, and bright. Alien riding Dino cycling sock
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alien riding dino

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we’ve been living among you a lot longer than you think

these socks are proof that 65 million years ago?....we survived your prehistoric extinction shitstorm!   bummer. .our t-rex paleogene pals did not make the cut 

research shows these bright purple, green, black and pink gems generate compliments from strangers 

they are carbon dated, chronologically verified and conspiracy theory tested so wear them with pride and faux validity whether on the road, trail, a grocery store aisle or at work. 

 

these sgx style custom socks are woven in the usa with lunar love. made of a clever blend of polypropylene, nylon, and spandex for elite performance whether cycling, running or hanging around. 6” cuff, compression fit, performance ribbing, enhanced ventilation and a reinforced toe/heel area.