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fact, there are maliens and femaliens living among you as we speak

only makes sense, right?

silly humanoids…..where do you think baby aliens come from….?? ::))

so, we’ve “mated” a high tech acrylic/nylon/spandex blend, a special 3” double over cuff and some super sweet flat stitching to make the best femailien sock ever produced on planet earth.

also, this one-of a-kind sock is comprised of lovely shades of purple with perfectly placed pink accents so you can tastefully strut your alienated stuff.

one final thing?

unless you’re incredibly secure of your earthly masculinity this one is for chicks only.


these sgx style custom socks are woven in the usa with lunar love. made of a clever blend of polypropylene, nylon, and spandex for elite performance whether cycling, running or hanging around. 3” cuff, compression fit, performance ribbing, enhanced ventilation and a reinforced toe/heel area.