sorry to break it to you and the kids…but there is no santa claus
at least…..not the way you think?
first, it’s a fake news fact, your area 51 government has always disguised the true nature of santa as an old, white guy….but guess what?…..he’s a green mofo
and what about the elves? baby yodas at best
how do you think he gets around the whole planet in one night?
as currently, there is no humanoid technology even capable of such a feat
c’mon….get on the good foot…the alien santa foot
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period…….end of paragraph
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