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aliens really do exist

and we’re living among you

almost everything about you humanoids seems quite bizarre to us

especially your feet….

it’s true…..we love this particular bipedal feature of the humanoid body

wtf…did i just admit to an alien foot fetish?

sigh…..teehee…..where else could you do that but on earth?…i love this planet!

the alien nation has decided to leave their mark here on earth in more ways than one

a primary method will be with our new, fresh and freaky line of alien sock love

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