aliens really do exist
and we’re living among you
almost everything about you humanoids seems quite bizarre to us
especially your feet….
it’s true…..we love this particular bipedal feature of the humanoid body
wtf…did i just admit to an alien foot fetish?
sigh…..teehee…..where else could you do that but on earth?…i love this planet!
the alien nation has decided to leave their mark here on earth in more ways than one
a primary method will be with our new, fresh and freaky line of alien sock love
sources close to the center of the universe have said these socks are the best in the galaxy