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The Santa Sock
The Santa Sock
The Santa Sock

The Santa Sock

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ho ho mofo

sorry to break it to you and the kids…but there is no santa claus

at least…..not the way you think?

first, it’s a fake news fact, your area 51 government has always disguised the true nature of santa as an old, white guy….but guess what?…..he’s a green mofo

and what about the elves? baby yodas at best

 how do you think he gets around the whole planet in one night?

as currently, there is no humanoid technology even capable of such a feat

 c’mon….get on the good foot…the alien santa foot

order up now….because when these are gone they are gone

period…….end of paragraph

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these sgx style custom socks are woven in the usa with lunar love. made of a clever blend of polypropylene, nylon, and spandex for elite performance whether cycling, running or hanging around. 6” cuff, compression fit, performance ribbing, enhanced ventilation and a reinforced toe/heel area.